“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
(via plannersandfairytales)
This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.
(via abby-normal-assbutt)

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
Holy shit. Johndave.
#that time when a part of the bible sounds like an agsty gay fanfiction
(Source: empressfab, via abby-normal-assbutt)
I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!
shhh
just watch
i’m
oh my god
(Source: dextravis, via abby-normal-assbutt)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
(Source: fweecarter, via abby-normal-assbutt)
…meanwhile Misha…
I feel like this needs to be a thing.
(Source: lovetherunning, via justin-timberlagoon)
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones, via theangelstakemysanity)
My friends and I are planning a trip, and we put all of our stops together on google maps to see how long it would take us to get there and…

…and I expected it to be this super badass book about war and sex and treachery and stuff, only to find that the first chapter is about a 7 year old boy and his siblings getting new puppies.
Needless to say, I was not disappointed.
Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
this must be so fun. not thinking of sex right away. enjoying your time together first. savoring every moment cause you know that after all, he/she is all yours.
(via whysoseriousface)












